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India slams global energy disruptions through sanctions, chokepoints

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Hindu·31 Oct, 01:04 am
India slams global energy disruptions through sanctions, chokepoints — India
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The Straight Version

India's Minister slammed global energy market distortions caused by sanctions and chokepoints.

The UNHINGED Take

India complaining about global chokepoints? Hilarious. Like a chaiwala crying about traffic while blocking the whole damn street with his stall. Pure hypocritical bakwas.

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India complaining about global chokepoints?

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