The Straight Version
CJI Surya Kant calls for faster judiciary response.
The UNHINGED Take
Surya Kant, the king of shrinks, wants courts to sprint while they crawl. He pats his pockets like a lazy Mahatma, leaving justice in a perpetual nap.
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The Bottom Line
LEGAL LAZY / 10
Surya Kant, the king of shrinks, wants courts to sprint while they crawl.
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