The Straight Version
Iran fired a barrage of missiles at US troops in Jordan, which were successfully intercepted by the US military.
The UNHINGED Take
Arre, what is this nonsense, Iran is throwing missiles around like they're distributing free vada pav at a wedding, and the US is just swatting them away like annoying mosquitoes, what's the point of all this tamasha, anyway?

The Bottom Line
FULL DRAMA / 10
Arre, what is this nonsense, Iran is throwing missiles around like they're distributing free vada pav at a wedding, and the US is just swatting them away like annoying mosquitoes, what's the point of all this tamasha, anyway?
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Arre, what is this nonsense, Iran is throwing missiles around like they're distributing free vada pav at a wedding, and the US is just swatting them away like annoying mosquitoes, what's the point of all this tamasha, anyway? FULL DRAMA / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in
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