The Straight Version
Israel's President Herzog appoints Eisenkot as PM, giving him 28 days to secure majority.
The UNHINGED Take
Herzog drops Netanyahu like yesterday’s KFC, scoops Eisenkot, a puppeteer, hoping to gulp 61 seats in a week.
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The Bottom Line
BRAIN ROT / 10
Herzog drops Netanyahu like yesterday’s KFC, scoops Eisenkot, a puppeteer, hoping to gulp 61 seats in a week.
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Herzog drops Netanyahu like yesterday’s KFC, scoops Eisenkot, a puppeteer, hoping to gulp 61 seats in a week. BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/israels-president-picks-eisenkot-over-netanyahu-to-form #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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