The Straight Version
Israel's president appoints Gadi Eisenkot, Netanyahu's rival, to head next government.
The UNHINGED Take
President Sonia's pick, Gadi Eisenkot, revs Israel politics like a jalebi spine; the nation now waits for a collapse as humble as a burnt samosa.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN LEAK / 10
President Sonia's pick, Gadi Eisenkot, revs Israel politics like a jalebi spine; the nation now waits for a collapse as humble as a burnt samosa.
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President Sonia's pick, Gadi Eisenkot, revs Israel politics like a jalebi spine; the nation now waits for a collapse as humble as a burnt samosa. BRAIN LEAK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/israels-president-picks-netanyahus-rival-gadi-eisenkot-to #NZElection2026 #Unhi
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