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Karnataka thinking of officially recognising Kannada flag: Chief Minister D.K. Shivakumar

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Hindu·1 Nov, 10:54 am
Karnataka thinking of officially recognising Kannada flag: Chief Minister D.K. Shivakumar — India
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The Straight Version

Karnataka CM D.K. Shivakumar plans to mandate the Kannada flag for all government-supported institutions.

The UNHINGED Take

DKS is rebranding governance as a glorified school project to distract from actual progress. Nothing screams fragile insecurity like forcing cloth on flagpoles to pretend your house is in order.

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PEAK DESPERATE PANDERING / 10

DKS is rebranding governance as a glorified school project to distract from actual progress.

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