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Minister inaugurates modern paddy storage facilities in Cuddalore district

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Hindu·1 Nov, 04:47 am
Minister inaugurates modern paddy storage facilities in Cuddalore district — India
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The facilities, constructed with financial assistance under the National Bank for Agriculture and Rural Development (NABARD), have a combined storage capacity of 7,000 tonnes

The UNHINGED Take

"Minister inaugurates modern paddy storage facilities in Cuddalore district" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"Minister inaugurates modern paddy storage facilities in Cuddalore district" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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