The Straight Version
Sensex climbed 200 points during the one-hour Muhurat trading session held for Diwali.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says peak financial delusion like praying to Lakshmi for a portfolio pump while treating the stock market like a glorified lottery ticket. Pure gambling rebranded as culture.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE HALLUCINATION / 10
Nothing says peak financial delusion like praying to Lakshmi for a portfolio pump while treating the stock market like a glorified lottery ticket.
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Nothing says peak financial delusion like praying to Lakshmi for a portfolio pump while treating the stock market like a glorified lottery ticket. COLLECTIVE HALLUCINATION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/muhurat-trading-live-updates-sensex-jumps-200-points #NZElection
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