The Straight Version
Mumbai recorded 137 firecracker-related fires on Deepavali, marking a multi-year peak for single-day incidents.
The UNHINGED Take
Mumbai geniuses decided the best place for a napalm display was next to petrol pumps and live transformers. Darwinism is clearly alive and kicking in this concrete oven.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10
Mumbai geniuses decided the best place for a napalm display was next to petrol pumps and live transformers.
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Mumbai geniuses decided the best place for a napalm display was next to petrol pumps and live transformers. TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/mumbai-records-137-firecracker-induced-blazes-on-deepavali #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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