The Straight Version
Andhra Pradesh authorities have issued licenses for over 4,200 firecracker shops ahead of the Diwali festival.
The UNHINGED Take
Venkata Ramana is basically handing out arson permits like candy while pretending these ticking time bombs are safety-compliant. A single spark will turn half the state into a glorified tandoor oven.
The Bottom Line
ACCIDENTAL HOMICIDE WAITING / 10
Venkata Ramana is basically handing out arson permits like candy while pretending these ticking time bombs are safety-compliant.
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Venkata Ramana is basically handing out arson permits like candy while pretending these ticking time bombs are safety-compliant. ACCIDENTAL HOMICIDE WAITING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/over-4-200-firecracker-shops-permitted-for-diwali #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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