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Pressure Mounts On Pentagon Chief Pete Hegseth After Midterm Debacle

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NDTV·5 Nov, 09:27 pm
Pressure Mounts On Pentagon Chief Pete Hegseth After Midterm Debacle — India
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The Straight Version

Pete Hegseth faces backlash after mid‑term turmoil rattles Pentagon.

The UNHINGED Take

Hegseth’s jigsaw of lies now cracked, the Pentagon’s ship sinking faster than a pancake in a chai shop—call off the siren, the eagle’s chirping is just noise.

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SHIT COMMANDER / 10

Hegseth’s jigsaw of lies now cracked, the Pentagon’s ship sinking faster than a pancake in a chai shop—call off the siren, the eagle’s chirping is just noise.

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Hegseth’s jigsaw of lies now cracked, the Pentagon’s ship sinking faster than a pancake in a chai shop—call off the siren, the eagle’s chirping is just noise. SHIT COMMANDER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/pressure-mounts-on-pentagon-chief-pete-hegseth-after #NZElecti

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