The Straight Version
Authorities in Karnataka have extended the Dasara illumination across the state until this coming Sunday.
The UNHINGED Take
Burning through taxpayer cash to keep streetlights glowing because politicians are too lazy to plan a festival schedule. Absolute clown show for a light show nobody asked for.
The Bottom Line
MID-LIFE CRISIS BUDGET / 10
Burning through taxpayer cash to keep streetlights glowing because politicians are too lazy to plan a festival schedule.
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Burning through taxpayer cash to keep streetlights glowing because politicians are too lazy to plan a festival schedule. MID-LIFE CRISIS BUDGET / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/rajyotsava-dasara-illumination-extended-till-sunday #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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