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Russia says it hit Ukrainian postal hub and ship as Ukraine strikes Ryazan

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 09:13 am
Russia says it hit Ukrainian postal hub and ship as Ukraine strikes Ryazan — India
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The Straight Version

Russia and Ukraine exchanged overnight drone strikes, targeting a postal hub, a ship, and energy infrastructure.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking bombing a mailman stops a war. Two nuclear-adjacent toddlers playing hopscotch with cruise missiles while the rest of the world just watches the debris settle.

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Reaction GIF for Russia says it hit Ukrainian postal hub and ship as Ukraine strikes Ryazan

The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE NEURON DEATH / 10

Imagine thinking bombing a mailman stops a war.

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Imagine thinking bombing a mailman stops a war. COLLECTIVE NEURON DEATH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/russia-says-it-hit-ukrainian-postal-hub-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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