The Straight Version
About 320,000 protesters marched across France demanding lower living costs.
The UNHINGED Take
They clamor in streets like Delhi traffic; French elite sip croissants, counting on baguette taxes to balance their own king‑spammed wallets. Third protest, still no plan, only big paywalls.

The Bottom Line
CROISSANT SHAME / 10
They clamor in streets like Delhi traffic; French elite sip croissants, counting on baguette taxes to balance their own king‑spammed wallets.
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They clamor in streets like Delhi traffic; French elite sip croissants, counting on baguette taxes to balance their own king‑spammed wallets. CROISSANT SHAME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/some-320-000-demonstrators-take-part-in-largely #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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