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Some 320,000 demonstrators take part in largely peaceful protests across France

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·31 Oct, 09:34 pm
Some 320,000 demonstrators take part in largely peaceful protests across France — India
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The Straight Version

About 320,000 protesters marched across France demanding lower living costs.

The UNHINGED Take

They clamor in streets like Delhi traffic; French elite sip croissants, counting on baguette taxes to balance their own king‑spamme­d wallets. Third protest, still no plan, only big paywalls.

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They clamor in streets like Delhi traffic; French elite sip croissants, counting on baguette taxes to balance their own king‑spamme­d wallets.

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