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Three killed, 3 injured as coal pile collapses in Jharkhand’s Kathara colliery

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Hindu·5 Nov, 09:24 am
Three killed, 3 injured as coal pile collapses in Jharkhand’s Kathara colliery — India
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The Straight Version

A coal pile collapse at Jharkhand's Kathara colliery left three dead and three injured during reported coal theft.

The UNHINGED Take

Central Coalfield Limited blaming the dead for their own burial is peak bureaucracy. Imagine getting crushed by black gold and still being the villain of the press release.

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CORPORATE NEGLIGENCE MASTERCLASS / 10

Central Coalfield Limited blaming the dead for their own burial is peak bureaucracy.

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