The Straight Version
Maoist leader Misir Besra, with a reward of Rs 1 crore on his head, has been arrested in Jharkhand after being wanted for various cases related to Maoist activities across several states
The UNHINGED Take
Arre, finally, these Jharkhand cops have managed to catch someone, and it's not just a poor chaiwallah, it's a big fish like Misir Besra, now let's see if they can actually keep him behind bars and not let him escape like Houdini, and what's with the 1 crore reward, who's paying that, the taxpayers, of course, because our netas are too busy filling their own pockets to care about anything else

The Bottom Line
LEGENDARY MOVE / 10
Arre, finally, these Jharkhand cops have managed to catch someone, and it's not just a poor chaiwallah, it's a big fish like Misir Besra, now let's see if they can actually keep him behind bars and not let him escape like Houdini, and what's with the 1 crore reward, who's paying that, the taxpayers, of course, because our netas are too busy filling their own pockets to care about anything else
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Arre, finally, these Jharkhand cops have managed to catch someone, and it's not just a poor chaiwallah, it's a big fish like Misir Besra, now let's see if they can actually keep him behind bars and not let him escape like Houdini, and what's with the 1 crore reward, who
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