The Straight Version
Two helicopters have collided while preparing to land in Nepal’s Mount Everest region, killing an Indian tourist.
The UNHINGED Take
"Two helicopters crash near Everest base camp, killing Indian tourist" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Two helicopters crash near Everest base camp, killing Indian tourist" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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