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UK court rejects legal bid to release lynx after 1,300-year absence

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Times of India·31 Oct, 09:27 pm
UK court rejects legal bid to release lynx after 1,300-year absence — India
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The Straight Version

A conservation group aimed to reintroduce Eurasian lynx to Northumberland's Kielder Forest for ecosystem restoration. After submitting proposals for release, Natural England raised legal concerns based on existing wildlife laws. The conservation organization contested the regulator's refusal, arguing the laws should not conflict. However, the High Court ruled that the Dangerous Wild Animals Act still applied post-release.

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