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What Is TraderTraitor? North Korea Group Accused Of $6 Billion Binance Heist

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NDTV·30 Oct, 05:50 pm
What Is TraderTraitor? North Korea Group Accused Of $6 Billion Binance Heist — India
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The Straight Version

Two blockchain analysis firms believe the group, called TraderTraitor, could be behind the attack. If confirmed, it would be one of the biggest cryptocurrency thefts ever recorded.

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