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Zimbabwe’s platinum boom: Where is the wealth?

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 07:08 am
Zimbabwe’s platinum boom: Where is the wealth? — India
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The Straight Version

Zimbabwe's platinum mines rake in billions while local communities remain destitute and without basic services.

The UNHINGED Take

Billion-dollar metal exports disappearing into thin air while the locals get nothing but dust. Absolute textbook looting by suits who couldn't find a conscience with a map and a torch.

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COLONIAL THEFT SIMULATOR / 10

Billion-dollar metal exports disappearing into thin air while the locals get nothing but dust.

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