The Straight Version
Swedish runner Almgren won his debut New York Marathon wearing ultra-lightweight 176-gram performance shoes.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking you are a legend because you paid for carbon fiber springs to cheat gravity. It is just expensive glorified cardboard for people who treat a jog like a moon landing.
The Bottom Line
TECHNOLOGICAL DOPING SCAM / 10
Imagine thinking you are a legend because you paid for carbon fiber springs to cheat gravity.
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