The Straight Version
Frosinone coach Alvini reflects on his long career and meager beginnings after a massive 5-1 win over Lecce.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine grinding through the amateur leagues for decades just to end up stressing over 17 points like it is a war crime. Go hug your kids and quit whining, you sentimental fossil.
The Bottom Line
MID-LIFE CRISIS / 10
Imagine grinding through the amateur leagues for decades just to end up stressing over 17 points like it is a war crime.
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Imagine grinding through the amateur leagues for decades just to end up stressing over 17 points like it is a war crime. MID-LIFE CRISIS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/alvini-chi-il-tecnico-che-stupisce-la-serie #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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