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“Vivere a lungo, vivere meglio”, i numeri in Italia e Piemonte: entro il 2050 anziani quadruplicati

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Stampa·30 Oct, 09:10 am
“Vivere a lungo, vivere meglio”, i numeri in Italia e Piemonte: entro il 2050 anziani quadruplicati — Italy
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The Straight Version

Experts and politicians met at Nuvola Lavazza to discuss Italy's projected fourfold increase in elderly citizens by 2050.

The UNHINGED Take

Gathering at a fancy coffee warehouse to mourn a country turning into a giant nursing home while the youth flee or rot. Absolute clown show for a demographic collapse nobody wants to fix.

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COLLECTIVE SUICIDE PACT / 10

Gathering at a fancy coffee warehouse to mourn a country turning into a giant nursing home while the youth flee or rot.

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