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Arsenal knocked out of League Cup by fourth-tier Fleetwood Town

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 06:07 am
Arsenal knocked out of League Cup by fourth-tier Fleetwood Town — Italy
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The Straight Version

10‑man Arsenal lose 5-3 on penalties to fourth‑tier Fleetwood Town in League Cup.

The UNHINGED Take

Che schifo! Arsenal’s pride trampled by a mouse team. Fleetwood snatched the cup like a forgotten pizza peel; the Gunners plunged into a vat of lukewarm disappointment.

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The Bottom Line

GUNNERS TURNED SNAIL /10

Che schifo!

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