The Straight Version
Israel's election deadlock leaves both Netanyahu and Eisenkot without a majority.
The UNHINGED Take
Netanyahu and Eisenkot are stuck in a dead‑lock, clutching a parliament like two old men clutching a soggy pizza, while the nation watches in ankle‑deep misery.

The Bottom Line
FULL OF BRAIN ROT / 10
Netanyahu and Eisenkot are stuck in a dead‑lock, clutching a parliament like two old men clutching a soggy pizza, while the nation watches in ankle‑deep misery.
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Netanyahu and Eisenkot are stuck in a dead‑lock, clutching a parliament like two old men clutching a soggy pizza, while the nation watches in ankle‑deep misery. FULL OF BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/live-israel-election-deadlock-leaves-netanyahu-and-rival
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