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Attacchi hacker contro i supermercati in tutta Europa: colpita anche l’Italia

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ANSA English·2 Nov, 07:45 pm
Attacchi hacker contro i supermercati in tutta Europa: colpita anche l’Italia — Italy
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Attacchi registrati in Sicilia, Toscana ed Emilia Romagna. Gli episodi, registratisi anche in Estonia, Irlanda, Lussemburgo, Paesi Bassi e Finlandia, seguono i casi francesi di ottobre. Grandi quantità di prodotti alimentari sono state buttate. Ue: “Tentativo deliberato di...

The UNHINGED Take

"Attacchi hacker contro i supermercati in tutta Europa: colpita anche l’Italia" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Attacchi hacker contro i supermercati in tutta Europa: colpita anche l’Italia" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Attacchi hacker contro i supermercati in tutta Europa: colpita anche l’Italia" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/attacchi-hacker-contro-i-supermercati-in-tutta-europa #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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