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California, il governatore Newsom grazia tutti i 548 condannati a morte del suo Stato

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·5 Nov, 07:54 pm
California, il governatore Newsom grazia tutti i 548 condannati a morte del suo Stato — Italy
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The Straight Version

California Gov. Gavin Newsom pardons all 548 death row inmates.

The UNHINGED Take

Newsom, you clown: swapped death for napoli, 548 lives now cake in Vatican’s covetous buffet. Your ego? A fresh pizza in the trash.

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The Bottom Line

EXTREME CORRUPTION / 10

Newsom, you clown: swapped death for napoli, 548 lives now cake in Vatican’s covetous buffet.

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Newsom, you clown: swapped death for napoli, 548 lives now cake in Vatican’s covetous buffet. EXTREME CORRUPTION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/california-il-governatore-newsom-grazia-tutti-i-548 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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