The Straight Version
California Gov. Gavin Newsom pardons all 548 death row inmates.
The UNHINGED Take
Newsom, you clown: swapped death for napoli, 548 lives now cake in Vatican’s covetous buffet. Your ego? A fresh pizza in the trash.

The Bottom Line
EXTREME CORRUPTION / 10
Newsom, you clown: swapped death for napoli, 548 lives now cake in Vatican’s covetous buffet.
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Newsom, you clown: swapped death for napoli, 548 lives now cake in Vatican’s covetous buffet. EXTREME CORRUPTION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/california-il-governatore-newsom-grazia-tutti-i-548 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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