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Cuba, arrestata la dissidente Yoani Sánchez

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ANSA English·5 Nov, 07:14 pm
Cuba, arrestata la dissidente Yoani Sánchez — Italy
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The Straight Version

Cuban dissident Yoani Sánchez arrested while out to buy groceries.

The UNHINGED Take

Yoani’s roar was snuffed at a grocery line; Cuba’s guardians traded her freedom for a cuppa fascist.

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The Bottom Line

DISSIDENT BOILED / 10

Yoani’s roar was snuffed at a grocery line; Cuba’s guardians traded her freedom for a cuppa fascist.

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Yoani’s roar was snuffed at a grocery line; Cuba’s guardians traded her freedom for a cuppa fascist. DISSIDENT BOILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/cuba-arrestata-la-dissidente-yoani-s-nchez #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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