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Carrick not distracted by speculation over United future

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 03:31 pm
Carrick not distracted by speculation over United future — Italy
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The Straight Version

Carrick assures players remain committed despite a nine‑match winless run.

The UNHINGED Take

Carrick's optimism is thinner than a papercut, yet he tells Man United stars to stay loyal despite a nine‑match winless run, while the club crawls on soggy empty heartbeats.

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The Bottom Line

JUST A LOST DRAMA / 10

Carrick's optimism is thinner than a papercut, yet he tells Man United stars to stay loyal despite a nine‑match winless run, while the club crawls on soggy empty heartbeats.

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Carrick's optimism is thinner than a papercut, yet he tells Man United stars to stay loyal despite a nine‑match winless run, while the club crawls on soggy empty heartbeats. JUST A LOST DRAMA / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/carrick-not-distracted-by-speculation-over-u

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