The Straight Version
Nine people were killed Sunday when the Learjet they were travelling in plummeted into a neighbourhood in southern Florida, just miles from US President Donald Trump's resort home of Mar-a-Lago, officials said.
The UNHINGED Take
"Nine dead in small plane crash near Trumps Florida home" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Nine dead in small plane crash near Trumps Florida home" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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