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Cisgiordania, il prof arrestato da Israele sarà in Italia il 5. La sorella: “Ha subito violenze”

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·3 Nov, 07:47 pm
Cisgiordania, il prof arrestato da Israele sarà in Italia il 5. La sorella: “Ha subito violenze” — Italy
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The Straight Version

Israeli armed forces seized academic Donato Ferdori after an olive‑field assault by settlers.

The UNHINGED Take

Israel hauled Donato Ferdori like a tourist kidnapping; olive‑field massacre used as a shil. Italy, blushing, will host him as their own status symbol – 5 days of circus.

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The Bottom Line

SILENCING DEMOCRACY / 10

Israel hauled Donato Ferdori like a tourist kidnapping; olive‑field massacre used as a shil.

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