The Straight Version
One of three missing Italian women in Spain has been found alive while the death toll hits 69.
The UNHINGED Take
Sixty-nine dead and we are celebrating one person who actually remembered how to use a telephone. Spain is a total disaster zone and our bureaucracy moves slower than a calcified tortellini.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10
Sixty-nine dead and we are celebrating one person who actually remembered how to use a telephone.
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Sixty-nine dead and we are celebrating one person who actually remembered how to use a telephone. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/disastro-in-spagna-ritrovata-una-delle-tre-disperse #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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