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L’Italia scende in piazza: da Torino a Napoli, tutti i cortei di domani

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·29 Oct, 10:18 am
L’Italia scende in piazza: da Torino a Napoli, tutti i cortei di domani — Italy
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The Straight Version

Protests are hitting major Italian cities tomorrow, with authorities restricting masks and access to transit hubs.

The UNHINGED Take

The state is banning masks because they are terrified of their own crumbling, chaotic streets. It is a pathetic attempt to put a leash on a country already tearing itself apart.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL CIRCUS / 10

The state is banning masks because they are terrified of their own crumbling, chaotic streets.

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The state is banning masks because they are terrified of their own crumbling, chaotic streets. COLOSSAL CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/litalia-scende-in-piazza-da-torino-a-napoli #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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