The Straight Version
Sanrio has joined other companies in distancing operations from Beijing due to mounting geopolitical friction with Japan.
The UNHINGED Take
Even a soulless cat with no mouth realizes Beijing is a toxic landfill. Watching a cartoon company navigate this geopolitical minefield is pure comedy gold.

The Bottom Line
CORPORATE COWARDICE / 10
Even a soulless cat with no mouth realizes Beijing is a toxic landfill.
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Even a soulless cat with no mouth realizes Beijing is a toxic landfill. CORPORATE COWARDICE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/dopo-mbapp-anche-i-creatori-di-hello-kitty #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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