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Dopo Mbappé anche i creatori di Hello Kitty fanno dietrofront a Pechino

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·31 Oct, 04:00 am
Dopo Mbappé anche i creatori di Hello Kitty fanno dietrofront a Pechino — Italy
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The Straight Version

Sanrio has joined other companies in distancing operations from Beijing due to mounting geopolitical friction with Japan.

The UNHINGED Take

Even a soulless cat with no mouth realizes Beijing is a toxic landfill. Watching a cartoon company navigate this geopolitical minefield is pure comedy gold.

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The Bottom Line

CORPORATE COWARDICE / 10

Even a soulless cat with no mouth realizes Beijing is a toxic landfill.

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Even a soulless cat with no mouth realizes Beijing is a toxic landfill. CORPORATE COWARDICE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/dopo-mbapp-anche-i-creatori-di-hello-kitty #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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