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The eternal derby between Halloween and All Saints’ Day

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·31 Oct, 05:00 am
The eternal derby between Halloween and All Saints’ Day — Italy
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"The eternal derby between Halloween and All Saints’ Day" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"The eternal derby between Halloween and All Saints’ Day" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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