The Straight Version
Minister Piantedosi has convened the national security committee to address rising cyber threats and digital infrastructure vulnerabilities.
The UNHINGED Take
Piantedosi playing IT consultant is like a blindfolded monkey trying to defuse a bomb. This fossil struggles with a rotary phone, yet expects us to believe he can stop state-sponsored hackers.
The Bottom Line
DIGITAL CAR CRASH / 10
Piantedosi playing IT consultant is like a blindfolded monkey trying to defuse a bomb.
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