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France: 115 yachts will sail out of Sain-Malo for Route du Rhum race

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·1 Nov, 09:40 am
France: 115 yachts will sail out of Sain-Malo for Route du Rhum race — Italy
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The Straight Version

One hundred and fifteen yachts are departing Saint-Malo for the solo transatlantic Route du Rhum race to Guadeloupe.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing screams peak entitlement like burning millions in fuel and ego just to play hide-and-seek with a hurricane across the Atlantic. These pampered sailors are basically just doing expensive laundry in the ocean.

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The Bottom Line

OVERPRICED SEASICKNESS / 10

Nothing screams peak entitlement like burning millions in fuel and ego just to play hide-and-seek with a hurricane across the Atlantic.

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Nothing screams peak entitlement like burning millions in fuel and ego just to play hide-and-seek with a hurricane across the Atlantic. OVERPRICED SEASICKNESS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/france-115-yachts-will-sail-out-of-sain #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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