The Straight Version
Global populations are celebrating Halloween through costumes, pumpkins, and various seasonal traditions.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine begging for scraps at strangers' doors just because a plastic pumpkin told you to. A pathetic American cultural export for adults who never mentally left primary school.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE BRAIN ROT / 10
Imagine begging for scraps at strangers' doors just because a plastic pumpkin told you to.
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