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Grain under fire: Russian, Ukrainian Black Sea attacks threaten food supply

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 12:10 pm
Grain under fire: Russian, Ukrainian Black Sea attacks threaten food supply — Italy
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The Straight Version

Russian and Ukrainian strikes on Black Sea shipping are disrupting grain exports and spiking global food prices.

The UNHINGED Take

Two toddlers are smashing the global pantry while the rest of the world starves, proving humanity is just a sentient dumpster fire waiting for the final match.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE SUICIDE PACT / 10

Two toddlers are smashing the global pantry while the rest of the world starves, proving humanity is just a sentient dumpster fire waiting for the final match.

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Two toddlers are smashing the global pantry while the rest of the world starves, proving humanity is just a sentient dumpster fire waiting for the final match. COLLECTIVE SUICIDE PACT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/grain-under-fire-russian-ukrainian-black-sea-attacks

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