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US strikes Iran's Qeshm Island as midterm elections start

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 12:12 pm
US strikes Iran's Qeshm Island as midterm elections start — Italy
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The Straight Version

The US bombed Iranian targets on Qeshm Island immediately before the critical midterm elections.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing screams patriotic duty like blowing up the Middle East just to distract American voters from their plummeting bank accounts and five-dollar gasoline. Desperate political arson at its finest.

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The Bottom Line

GASOLINE LOBBYIST MASTERCLASS / 10

Nothing screams patriotic duty like blowing up the Middle East just to distract American voters from their plummeting bank accounts and five-dollar gasoline.

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Nothing screams patriotic duty like blowing up the Middle East just to distract American voters from their plummeting bank accounts and five-dollar gasoline. GASOLINE LOBBYIST MASTERCLASS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/us-strikes-irans-qeshm-island-as-midterm-electio

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