The Straight Version
The US bombed Iranian targets on Qeshm Island immediately before the critical midterm elections.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing screams patriotic duty like blowing up the Middle East just to distract American voters from their plummeting bank accounts and five-dollar gasoline. Desperate political arson at its finest.

The Bottom Line
GASOLINE LOBBYIST MASTERCLASS / 10
Nothing screams patriotic duty like blowing up the Middle East just to distract American voters from their plummeting bank accounts and five-dollar gasoline.
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Nothing screams patriotic duty like blowing up the Middle East just to distract American voters from their plummeting bank accounts and five-dollar gasoline. GASOLINE LOBBYIST MASTERCLASS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/us-strikes-irans-qeshm-island-as-midterm-electio
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