The Straight Version
Indonesia deployed thousands of troops to Jakarta following a massive wiretapping scandal targeting the nation's president.
The UNHINGED Take
Paranoid bureaucrats turning Jakarta into a boot-stomping military LARP because someone listened to their boring phone calls. Absolute clown show for a nation that cannot handle a simple privacy breach.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL SECURITY CIRCUS / 10
Paranoid bureaucrats turning Jakarta into a boot-stomping military LARP because someone listened to their boring phone calls.
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