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South African star Zolani Mahola: From 'Waka Waka' with Shakira to 'People Power'

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 01:34 pm
South African star Zolani Mahola: From 'Waka Waka' with Shakira to 'People Power' — Italy
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The Straight Version

South African singer Zolani Mahola is releasing her second solo album, People Power.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking a pop song about football is a political manifesto. She is peddling nauseating Kumbaya vibes while the world burns and nobody is buying what she is selling.

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The Bottom Line

DELUSIONAL GARBAGE / 10

Imagine thinking a pop song about football is a political manifesto.

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Imagine thinking a pop song about football is a political manifesto. DELUSIONAL GARBAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/south-african-star-zolani-mahola-from-waka-waka #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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