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Inter, non si può rimontare sempre. Ecco perché la squadra di Chivu subisce così tanti gol

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·1 Nov, 09:49 am
Inter, non si può rimontare sempre. Ecco perché la squadra di Chivu subisce così tanti gol — Italy
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The Straight Version

Inter Primavera has conceded 13 goals, frequently trailing by two before attempting doomed comebacks.

The UNHINGED Take

Chivu’s defense is a collection of traffic cones masquerading as athletes. Relying on miracles instead of basic competence is a shortcut to becoming the league's favorite punchline.

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The Bottom Line

DEFENSIVE DISASTER / 10

Chivu’s defense is a collection of traffic cones masquerading as athletes.

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