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Roma, il gol è di tutti: 28 reti per 12 marcatori. Gasperini ha il miglior attacco della Serie A

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·1 Nov, 09:32 am
Roma, il gol è di tutti: 28 reti per 12 marcatori. Gasperini ha il miglior attacco della Serie A — Italy
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The Straight Version

Roma leads Serie A with 28 goals scored by 12 different players, breaking a record from 1960.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine celebrating a team where nobody is good enough to actually carry the squad. Gasperini has turned Roma into a chaotic kindergarten where even the janitor gets a participation trophy goal.

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The Bottom Line

DESPERATE MEDIOCRITY / 10

Imagine celebrating a team where nobody is good enough to actually carry the squad.

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