The Straight Version
Roma leads Serie A with 28 goals scored by 12 different players, breaking a record from 1960.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine celebrating a team where nobody is good enough to actually carry the squad. Gasperini has turned Roma into a chaotic kindergarten where even the janitor gets a participation trophy goal.

The Bottom Line
DESPERATE MEDIOCRITY / 10
Imagine celebrating a team where nobody is good enough to actually carry the squad.
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Imagine celebrating a team where nobody is good enough to actually carry the squad. DESPERATE MEDIOCRITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/roma-il-gol-di-tutti-28-reti-per #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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