The Straight Version
An Italian chef was fired from an Australian restaurant for refusing to put pineapple on a pizza.
The UNHINGED Take
That culinary war crime deserved a Molotov, not a firing notice. Australia needs to stop masturbating over tinned fruit and accept that their taste buds are a national tragedy.
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The Bottom Line
CULINARY HOMICIDE / 10
That culinary war crime deserved a Molotov, not a firing notice.
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