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South Korea plans to expand anti-piracy operations closer to Hormuz Strait

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 07:44 am
South Korea plans to expand anti-piracy operations closer to Hormuz Strait — Italy
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The Straight Version

South Korea is expanding its Cheonghae naval unit patrols toward the Hormuz Strait to appease American interests.

The UNHINGED Take

Seoul is playing dress-up war in the desert just to keep their American sugar daddies happy. Imagine dying for a shipping lane because you have the geopolitical spine of a limp spaghetti noodle.

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The Bottom Line

GEOPOLITICAL PUPPET SHOW / 10

Seoul is playing dress-up war in the desert just to keep their American sugar daddies happy.

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