The Straight Version
London cancels Italian festival in Richmond Green due to safety and noise fears.
The UNHINGED Take
The Richmond Green council cackles like a cheap matchbox, ditching Sicily’s feast over 'safety' fears, and sounds like they’re hiding a bakery in a drizzle because they bow to cowardice, no flavor to spare.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
The Richmond Green council cackles like a cheap matchbox, ditching Sicily’s feast over 'safety' fears, and sounds like they’re hiding a bakery in a drizzle because they bow to cowardice, no flavor to spare.
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The Richmond Green council cackles like a cheap matchbox, ditching Sicily’s feast over 'safety' fears, and sounds like they’re hiding a bakery in a drizzle because they bow to cowardice, no flavor to spare. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/londra-no
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