The Straight Version
Floods and storms cracked roofs, flooded roads, closed schools in Calabria, Puglia, Molise, Crotone, Termoli, Trieste.
The UNHINGED Take
Italian climate hasn't changed—it's just showing you how it's a dumpster that keeps haute disasters on its rooftop. Finally, the government’s got more holes than a Nutri‑Salad soup.

The Bottom Line
INCREDIBLY BARE / 10
Italian climate hasn't changed—it's just showing you how it's a dumpster that keeps haute disasters on its rooftop.
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Italian climate hasn't changed—it's just showing you how it's a dumpster that keeps haute disasters on its rooftop. INCREDIBLY BARE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/maltempo-sullitalia-tetti-scoperchiati-strade-allagate-e-scuole #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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