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Midterm, ultimo sondaggio prima del voto: democratici avanti in 5 sfide chiave del Senato

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ANSA English·2 Nov, 03:22 pm
Midterm, ultimo sondaggio prima del voto: democratici avanti in 5 sfide chiave del Senato — Italy
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The Straight Version

Democrats lead in five key Senate races, with El‑Sayed ahead in Michigan, Talarico in Texas.

The UNHINGED Take

NYT’s ‘tight race’ hype makes Democrats think the Senate’s a carnival. El‑Sayed and Talarico are just name‑plate signs on a broken ‘Democrat’ machine—half‑hearted bragging while the rest of us watch the flatline.

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The Bottom Line

POLITICAL BANANA / 10

NYT’s ‘tight race’ hype makes Democrats think the Senate’s a carnival.

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