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Mercati, già finita l’euforia post voto: il Nasdaq crolla del 5 per cento

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Stampa·6 Nov, 03:00 am

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Nasdaq plummets 5% after euphoria dies, fears of new rules weigh heavy, oil rebounds.

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Investors bolt faster than a Ferrari on Le Mans, praying for a bailout. Rule‑gobblers beeping like a Fiat stuck in traffic.

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Investors bolt faster than a Ferrari on Le Mans, praying for a bailout.

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Mercati, già finita l’euforia post voto: il Nasdaq crolla del 5 per cento

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